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In This Issue
XBAND Summary
"SCI-FI Only for MST?" by mimyers2@vt.edu
"Oh, Bite Me! It's Fun!" by MattTRobot@aol.com
December MSTie of the Month: tvfrank@ix.netcom.com
December MST3K schedule on CC
From the Poobah
Disclaimers
XBAND Summary
I hope you had a good Turkey Day! Let us all sing "Merry Christmas, If That's
Okay." The last MSTie of the Month for 1996 is tvfrank@ix.netcom.com. "Hi, I'm
Mike (the birdman) Bird and I'm 16, I like Mst3k (duh), computers, Mars
Attacks, Star Wars, 'ya know. I'm in the 10th grade (sophomore in high school
for you playing at home). My favorite quote from a MST ep. is 'Captain, I've
got it fixed! It's all working again!' My favorite MST ep. is 'Warrior of the
Lost World.' My info club number is 67539." *mSt3k*
"SCI-FI Only for MST?" by mimyers2@vt.edu
So now that MST3K is on the Sci-Fi channel, I was thinking...the Sci-Fi
channel already owns the rights to show a wide selection of B-movies. The
entire Godzilla saga for instance. Maybe Sci-Fi can just pass these on to MST?
Think of the money they would save if Sci-Fi could provide the riffing
fare. The leftover budget could be used on new sets or something. Wouldn't
that be great? The plot could go in a whole new direction... and it might as
well, now that we have lost Frank AND Dr. Forrester.
"Oh, Bite Me! It's Fun!" by MattTRobot@aol.com
Hello, everybody, and welcome to MST3K phrases 101. There are so many uses
for MST3K phrases. Let's take "Hi-Keeba" for instance; it may be used as a
greeting for MSTies everywhere. Due to the "Hi" at the beginning, I especially
like it. Also available for a response to a greeting is "Thank you." I forget
what episode that was from, but I use it. Back to "Hi-Keeba," I have a
special use for it. In my high school there is our weird weight trainer. Every
morning I stroll past him minding my own business when he'll just off his
bench and scream "Hi fellas!" Please note that I am the only one within visual
range of "Hi fellas!" So one day I prepared to MiST him. As I walked by he did
his routine, said "Hi fellas," and I responded "Hi......KEEBA!" As my friends
and I cackled down the hall, he looked utterly perplexed. It was great. Sorry
to get up on my soapbox there, but I just had to tell that one. Another useful
saying, really song, was when my friends and I see a person with an abnormally
large head we break out in "Big Head," also getting a few strange looks. If
you see hairy people: hippies, hicks, or such, I always yell "Huzzah" unless
the stench of them drives me away first. "Oh bite me, it's fun!" has so many
uses I couldn't possibly list them all. I tried using it for my senior quote
and I got yelled at. Can you believe them? Ah, I'm just bitter. Anyhoo, I
could go on forever with these examples, but really I couldn't, so I going to
collect uses. If you have any, please e-mail them to
December MSTie of the Month: tvfrank@ix.netcom.com
Hi, I'm Mike (the birdman) Bird and I'm 16, I like Mst3k (duh), computers,
Mars Attacks, Star Wars, 'ya know. I'm in the 10th grade (sophomore in high
school for you playing at home). My favorite quote from a MST ep. is "Captain,
I've got it fixed! It's all working again!" My favorite MST ep. is "Warrior of
the Lost World." My info club number is 67539.
Airdate
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Episode
Time
12/08
321
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
7 AM
12/09
502
Hercules
2 AM
12/15
424
Manos, the Hands of Fate
7 AM
12/16
521
Santa Claus
2 AM
12/29
512
Mitchell
7 AM
12/30
622
Angels Revenge
2 AM
From the Editor
It's off the ramp! The MSTies Anonymous Newsletter has finally taken shape
with the help from you members writing articles for it. Keep 'em coming!
Attatched to this issue, you'll find a comic strip by Cool6000@juno.com
entitled "Cool Stuff." With this and other features in the future, I hope this
newsletter reaches its full potential in the not-too-distant future. Also, a
simple password system has been established to protect the roster, so feel
free to send in your bio with a picture to represent you.
Disclaimers
Mystery Science Theater 3000, its characters and situations are copyright 1996
Best Brains, Inc. This page is not meant to infringe on any copyrights held by
Best Brains, The Sci-Fi Channel, Comedy Central, or their employees.
© 1996 MSTies Anonymous - mstanon@msties.com -
kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
"It's fun to be psychotic."