| MSTies Anonymous Newsletter 7 | 04/15/97 |
| MSTies Anonymous Newsletter 6 | 03/15/97 |
| MSTies Anonymous Newsletter 5 | 02/15/97 |


In This Issue
XBAND Summary
"MST3K: Not Just a Movie, But a Voyage!" by kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
"What Lies Ahead" by mstanon@msties.com
March MSTie of the Month: kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
April MST3K schedule on SFC
From the Poobah
Disclaimers

XBAND Summary
Well, as Season 8 rolls along, an interesting rumor has surfaced: SFC may
order another 8 episodes for this season! Pretty neat, huh? Don't hesitate to
write to Barry Schulman and ask him to buy the extra episodes. March's MSTie
of the Month is kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu, our co-leader. "The name's
Mike, and I'm the co-founder of MSTAnon, formerly Sabin Rene Figaro and Jet
Jaguar on XBAND. I'm a college student at the wonderful University of Northern
Colorado. Hockey is my thang, and my favorite episode of MST3K has gotta be
"Santa Claus Vs. the Martians." I don't care what everyone says, BRING BACK
JOEL AND CROW! (The REAL Crow!) I'm a radio DJ for the school station, and I'm
a big Army of Darkness fan. I'm also anxiously awaiting a certain RPG for the
PSX..." Don't worry if you get this newsletter from other MSTies in the
future, okay? Season 8's Greetings! *mSt3k*

"MST3K: Not Just a Movie, But a Voyage!" by kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
Everyone out there, hear my plea! Buy this movie. It has everything you could
ever want in a movie: action, romance, suspense, and most importantly: THE
AMAZING RANDO!!!! (Need I say more?) It's a great movie that you can barely
get tired of! Even the credits are great! And, when it becomes a collector's
item, you will make a fortune off of it! So, why wait? Buy this movie NOW!!
(Or when it comes out...)

"What Lies Ahead" by mstanon@msties.com
Yes, yes. So you've seen part of the new season and are just craving for more.
You nearly go insane during the weekdays, anticipating the fresh MST on
Saturdays. Professor Bobo and Doctor Peanut are like family, and the Observers
can read your mind. I'm talking VISION! FULL BLOWN ILLUMINATION! The upcoming
episodes of MST3K will be so chock full of fresh concepts and ideas, you'll
need to put your brain in an enrichment chamber to absorb more! Where else
could apes arm a thermonuclear warhead thanks to Mike's endless stupidity?
Where else could Tom Servo steal dozens of spoons as an Observer? Nowhere but
on MST3K. In the enless chase ahead, anything can and will happen. Only the
Best Brains know what for sure. I just can't wait for the stingers to return.

March MSTie of the Month: kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
The name's Mike, and I'm the co-founder of MSTAnon, formerly Sabin Rene Figaro
and Jet Jaguar on XBAND. I'm a college student at the wonderful University of
Northern Colorado. Hockey is my thang, and my favorite episode of MST3K has
gotta be "Santa Claus Vs. the Martians." I don't care what everyone says,
BRING BACK JOEL AND CROW! (The REAL Crow!) I'm a radio DJ for the school
station, and I'm a big Army of Darkness fan. I'm also anxiously awaiting a
certain RPG for the PSX...
"Hail to the King, Baby..." -Army of Darkness
"The reaper is always a step behind me...." -FF3

| Airdate | Time | ### | Episode
| 4/05
| 4:00 PM
| 808
| The She Creature
| 4/05
| 11:00 PM
| 808
| The She Creature
| 4/12
| 4:00 PM
| 803
| The Mole People
| 4/12
| 11:00 PM
| 803
| The Mole People
| 4/19
| 4:00 PM
| 809
| I Was a Teenage Werewolf
| 4/19
| 11:00 PM
| 809
| I Was a Teenage Werewolf
| 4/26
| 4:00 PM
| 804
| The Deadly Mantis
| 4/26
| 11:00 PM
| 804
| The Deadly Mantis
| |
|---|

From the Poobah
In the months ahead, you'll be seeing some changes around here at MSTies
Anonymous. I'm getting our co-leader more involved and will soon appoint an
additional co-leader. Don't ask to be selected, we'll choose it ourselves. If
you see this newsletter being sent from kret0419 or the next co-leader, don't
be alarmed. I'm just spreading out the load and getting members more involved.
The votes are in and counted, so check out our page for the new logo! Also,
MST3K Trivia will be up and running shortly, so be sure to stop by and submit
your answers!

Disclaimers
Mystery Science Theater 3000, its characters and situations are copyright 1997
Best Brains, Inc. This page is not meant to infringe on any copyrights held by
Best Brains, The Sci-Fi Channel, or their employees.
© MCMXCVII MSTies Anonymous - mstanon@msties.com -
kret0419@blue.UnivNorthCo.edu
"Jet Jaguar? What a stupid name!"