| Art Gallery |
| BBI Studio Tour 08/07/98 |
| Electric Bugaloo |
| Gateway 2000 |
| Kevin Murphy Interview |
| MST3K Collection, Vol. 6 |
| MST3K, The End |
| Sound Directory |
| Art Gallery |
| BBI Studio Tour 08/07/98 |
| Electric Bugaloo |
| Gateway 2000 |
| Kevin Murphy Interview |
| MST3K Collection, Vol. 6 |
| MST3K, The End |
| Sound Directory |
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| theme2.mid | 12k
| 004
| 004.wav
| "By the way, what is it that brought you to such a backwards spot?" -Character | "...Helicopter." -Crow 73k
| 004a.wav
| "It's the smoking jacket, you guys." -Joel | "Joel Hodgson, you're so funny." -Crow 79k
| 005
| 005.wav
| "That would be... his foot. No, that's his head." -Joel
| 109k
| 006
| 006.wav
| "I couldn't say. Only one thing is certain..." -General | "My mouth doesn't move with my words." -Servo 92k
| lucy.mid
| Lucy in the Sky
| 25k
| 008
| sol.mid
| Satellite of Love
| 44k
| 010
| 010.wav
| "Spaceship graveyard." -Crow | "Heh. Good call." -Joel "I could be writin' this crap!" -Crow 81k
| 010a.wav
| "Open now. Don't shoot to kill." -Commander | "Don't shoot to kill." -Servo "Shoot to pick off... Yeah, that's the ticket." -Crow 101k
| 011
| 011.wav
| "This is corny. They're Corn Chex." -Servo | "Ohohohoho!" -Crow "That was rich." -Joel 80k
| 011a.wav
| "We have an unidentified object up ahead." -Sergei | "What is it?" -Crow 38k
| 013
| 013.wav
| "Welcome aboard." -Stewardess | "You're in the part of the plane that falls off." -Crow 67k
| dayo.mid
| Banana Boat Song
| 76k
| 014
| 014.wav
| "All this action and we haven't even seen the credits yet!" -Crow | "Sandy Frank is all you need to know." -Servo 75k
| 014a.wav
| "Just relax, Mr. Atari, and enjoy the ride. It's a beautiful night." -Villain | "They're playing games with Mr. Atari." -Crow 81k
| 020
| 020.wav
| "Thank you, dragon bitch." -Servo
| 37k
| 021
| 021.wav
| "Only you can prevent... bad movies." -Joel
| 70k
| 021a.wav
| "Are those icicles? They look experimental. Like test-cicles." -Crow
| 144k
| 101
| 101.wav
| "That eye is lashing out at society." -Crow
| 26k
| 102
| 102.wav
| "There's always a boring short." -Crow | "Yeah." -Joel "My shorts are never boring." -Servo "Thank you, Tom." -Joel 72k
| 102a.wav
| "Robot..." -Joel | "Yay!" -Crow and Servo "Vs. the Aztec Mummy." -Joel "Boo." -Crow and Servo 47k
| 103
| 103.wav
| "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. I think I'll go eat worms." -Crow
| 35k
| 103a.wav
| "Hey, how much more of this film is there?" -Crow | "Well... You can tell right now, they're burning the main set, so it should just be a few more minutes, Crow." -Joel "Okay." -Crow 90k
| 105
| 105.wav
| "Nipple-nipple, tweak-tweak, fly-fly-fly!" -Servo
| 112k
| 107
| 107.wav
| "Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that." -Joel and Servo
| 40k
| 107a.wav
| "Meanwhile, back at the Cody Institute for Scientists Who Get Pummeled..." -Crow
| 39k
| 107b.wav
| "Some of those people I saw last time was on Pluto." -Billy | "Hahaha. I'll get the sedatives." -Joel 58k
| 111
| 111.wav
| "...It sorta seems like a waste of cargo space to bring along a conga band." -Servo
| 119k
| 111a.wav
| "Nice bar. Really crummy atmosphere, though." -Joel | "That one will live forever." -Servo "Lotta mileage there." -Crow 74k
| 202
| 202.wav
| "Hey, Nero. Got problem?" -Sidehacker | "Yeah, Rome's burnin'. Why?" -Joel 95k
| 203
| 203.wav
| "Enjoy the only exterior shot." -Crow
| 47k
| 203a.wav
| "Hey, I just invented the Post-It Note!" -Servo
| 62k
| 204
| 204.wav
| "You know it's going to be funny; he's wearing corderoy." -Crow
| 21k
| creepy.mid
| Creepy Girl
| 10k
| 205
| 205.wav
| "Still shaking the bushes, boss!" -Servo
| 50k
| 206
| 206.wav
| "I didn't mean to step on you." -Bela | "I meant to kill you!" -Joel 93k
| 206a.wav
| "That's Uncle Joe, he's movin' kinda slow." -Crow
| 69k
| 212
| 212.wav
| "Yeah, sure. You control me. Right. I'll be home, crushing your house!" -Crow
| 177k
| 213
| 213.wav
| "For once, this was a boating accident." -Crow
| 29k
| 301
| 301.wav
| "Thong... Fish is ready." -Ator
| 94k
| 303
| 303.wav
| "Now we can kill us some game in peace and quiet." -Poacher | "Do you realize what you just said?" -Servo 122k
| 312
| 312.wav
| "Gamera! Hahaha. Gamera! Hahahaha." -Servo
| 39k
| 315
| 315.wav
| "Believe it or not, even water skiers get down with that old bugaboo monotony." -Narrator | "So they choke each other with their tow ropes." -Crow 80k
| 321
| 321.wav
| "Ah, Mr. Claus. You have a nasty habit of surviving." -Crow
| 87k
| 321a.wav
| "...and Vixen and Nixon!" -Santa | "Uh, yes. What's in the pipe, Santa?" -Servo 90k
| 321b.wav
| "The doll has a teddy bear's head and the teddy bear has a doll's head!" -Girmar | "No problem, we'll give them to dyslexic kids!" -Joel 138k
| swayzxms.mid
| Patrick Swayze Christmas
| 06k
| 402
| 402.wav
| "I'm not the world's greatest photographer. The picture didn't come out. Can't see the skid marks on the blacktop." -Photographer | "Would you forget the skid marks?!" -Servo 73k
| 404
| 404.wav
| "They're all wearing v-necks; it must be student council from outer space." -Servo
| 76k
| 404a.wav
| "When we return to our planet, the high court may well sentence you to TOHTCHA!!!" -Derek's boss | "TOHTCHA!!!" -Joel, Crow and Servo 126k
| 406
| 406.wav
| "Let's go gather around the water cooler." -Joel | "We are the water cooler." -Crow "Oh." -Joel 41k
| 406a.wav
| "Oh, go soak your fat head." -Actor | "Okay then, well I'll go get some soap and... Hey, wait a minute!" -Joel "What was that you said?" -Actor 73k
| 407
| 407.wav
| "Ah, when you come right down to it, this whole rodeo is just another excuse to just crawl inside a whiskey bottle." -Crow | "Crow..." -Joel "Well." -Crow 58k
| 407a.wav
| "I'm not trying to rush you, but..." -Professor | "Get out, get out!" -Crow 31k
| 408
| 408.wav
| "I'm long!" -Crow
| 12k
| 408a.wav
| "Brass; I can't bend it. Guess I have to stay here with all the nymphs." -Crow
| 40k
| 416
| 416.wav
| "On the left, on the left... Dickweed!" -Crow
| 79k
| stranger.mid
| Stranger in Paradise
| 19k
| 418
| 418.wav
| "'Attack of the the Eye Creatures'? Did Mel Tillis write this title?" -Joel
| 108k
| 424
| 424.wav
| "Go chat with the Master, honey." -Joel
| 63k
| torgo.mid
| Torgo's Theme Song
| 05k
| 501
| 501.wav
| "Any fruit to declare?" -Servo
| 56k
| 506
| 506.wav
| "Oh man, look. He's wearing corrective shoes with black socks." -Joel | "He's wearing corrective everything." -Servo 117k
| 511
| 511.wav
| "Ah, you stick to making coffee, Rose. I'll take care of the criminal element." -Sheriff | "Oh! Guess I won't!" -Servo 64k
| 511a.wav
| "I won't try to make you a bad woman. You stop trying to make me a good man." -Sheriff | "That's a country song, isn't it?" -Servo 57k
| 512
| 512.wav
| "It was a big time when big men drove nothing but huge, Ford cars!" -Servo
| 114k
| 515
| 515.wav
| "Who's going to tell John?" -Margaret | "I'll tell him. I said I'd call him when the meeting was over. I'll call him as soon as I get home." -Jim "If you want, I could turn him into furniture." -Mike 80k
| 515a.wav
| "I can't comprehend a word you're saying." -Batwoman | "Ooh, ching chung tung toyo toy haitan toyo towou." -Medium "You know, that might not really be Chinese." -Servo 103k
| 519
| 519.wav
| "I crap bigger than this movie. Hehe." -Crow
| 33k
| 519a.wav
| "Where the hell am I?" -Cabot | "You're the hell here." -Mike 26k
| 602
| 602.wav
| "Do you begin to see now, how a date with your family can be a truly special occasion?" -Narrator | "Do you? Do you?!" -Servo 67k
| 602a.wav
| "Boy, I feel great. Nothing can spoil... Oh, oww! Ooh!" -Servo
| 41k
| 604
| 604.wav
| "Is this the Information Superhighway that I've heard them talk so much about?" -Mike
| 94k
| 605
| 605.wav
| "Hey, look! It's Paul McCartney's head on a pole." -Mike | "Yay!" -Servo "Well don't get me down or anything. It's not like I'm being defiled." -Crow 150k
| 606
| 606.wav
| "If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography, this would be it." -Servo
| 67k
| 606a.wav
| "Uh, Mike? Hehe." -Crow | "Well you see, when a monster and a small car love each other very much..." -Mike "Wow!" -Crow 73k
| 607
| 607.wav
| "Now I understand why he's so sick. Boy, I'm tempted to call her something that rhymes with bitch!" -Gypsy
| 103k
| 610
| tservo.mid
| Tom Servo's Theme Song
| 46k
| 612
| 612.wav
| "Taxi runway 16. Altometer two-niner-niner-eight. All short the active." -USAF | "Cordite-four roger." -USAF "Cordite-niner, keiner-biner-miner, niner-woozle-steiner." -Crow "Frankenheimer." -Servo 145k
| 619
| 619.wav
| "The humans in this movie sound like the grown-ups on Peanuts." -Servo | "Waa-waah, wawa waa-waa waah." -Mike 60k
| 622
| 622.wav
| "...By this time, my lungs were aching for booze." -Crow
| 59k
| The Movie
| tiperary.mid
| It's a Long Way to Tipperary
| 07k
| 704
| 704.wav
| "Another victim of the Great Honey Dijon Disaster." -Crow
| 39k
| 805
| 805.wav
| "Look, Jessica! A traysure chest!" -Flavia | "Did you maysure the traysure chest?" -Mike 118k
| 805a.wav
| "There's a black, greasy smudge on my pillow!" -Mike
| 72k
| 810
| 810.wav
| "Wow, starring Alan 'D'oh' Hale!" -Mike
| 29k
| 813
| 813.wav
| "SURGE!!!" -Servo
| 33k
| 813a.wav
| "How do you like my website?" -Crow
| 31k
| 816
| 816.wav
| "I like it very much." -Mike
| 47k
| 817
| beef.mid
| The Gods Jam
| 32k
| 901
| 901.wav
| "Well after fifty years, I have to admit that huge, long eyebrows don't attract women." -Mike
| 50k
| 901a.wav
| "And the plot thinnens." -Mike
| 14k
| 902
| 902.wav
| "The Moon has become the launching base for advanced exploration." -Narrator | "Of the Moon." -Crow 94k
| 902a.wav
| "Honey Bunches of Death." -Servo
| 25k
| 902b.wav
| "No fair! You can't flash back to something we saw 10 seconds ago!" -Crow
| 41k
| 903
| 903.wav
| "My name is Vadinho." -Vadinho | "I'm an onion." -Crow 22k
| 903a.wav
| "Pumaman, he flies like a moron!" -Crow
| 38k
| pumaman.mid
| Pumaman
| 06k
| 904
| 904.wav
| "But after this, we're sounding nuts." -Noel | "I've replaced my toes with grapes." -Crow 35k
| 904a.wav
| "You can't say that. You're gonna get in trouble. That's a really stupid joke and I'm gonna tell Mike." -Crow | "I don't care. What's Mike gonna go, anyways? Hehe." -Servo "Hey, guys." -Mike "Ah!" -Servo 80k
| 905
| 905.wav
| "Hey, why are you getting dressed? There's no need for that." -Crow
| 29k
| 906
| 906.wav
| "These monorail designers, they have a one-track mind." -Crow | "Why do you lash out like that?" -Mike "I don't know." -Crow 61k
| 907
| 907.wav
| "I could watch this forever... I have a feeling I probably will be." -Mike
| 122k
| 908
| 908.wav
| "Huh, killer grandma, locked in a barn... something's not right here!" -Mike
| 107k
| 909
| 909.wav
| "They got into port and everyone was okay. They went out for lunch and felt better!" -Crow
| 136k
| 910
| 910.wav
| "Rowsdower..." -Troy
| 07k
| 910a.wav
| "Hooray! The movie's closed today because of snow." -Crow
| 25k
| 911
| 911.wav
| "Goodness. That's my special line; a beer is in trouble somewhere!" -Mike
| 51k
| 912
| 912.wav
| "That squares my breasts." -Crow
| 21k
| 913
| 913.wav
| "How is it you came to be sold as a slave?" -Bay Dool | "I accidentally put a sign on myself that read 'Slave For Sale.'" -Crow 136k
| 1001
| 1001.wav
| "Now they're just gratuitously postponing the nudity." -Servo
| 27k
| 1002
| 1002.wav
| "Hell's pusses." -Crow
| 18k
| 1003
| 1003.wav
| "Don't I get a kiss?" -Merlin | "You'll get alot more than that if you don't get out there and find that thing. Now go!" -Zurella "So she threatened him with sex?" -Mike 183k
| 1004
| 1004.wav
| "May your road be paved with sausages." -Servo
| 20k
| droppy.mid
| Droppy the Water Droplet
| 02k
| 1005
| 1005.wav
| "...He's learned to modulate his flatulence." -Crow
| 54k
| 1006
| 1006.wav
| "Here it is. This is all we have to do." -Girl | "Get naked and wrestle!" -Servo "Not now. C'mon." -Mike 60k
| 1007
| 1007.wav
| "I think... you spend a lot of your life being lonely." -Girl | "No, I got my chat rooms." -Mike 71k
| 1007a.wav
| "Ooh, what haven't we seen in this movie yet? Oh, right. A scrawny, drunken bowler's ass cheek. Thank you." -Crow
| 62k
| 1008
| 1008.wav
| "You son of a...!" -Pollermo | "What?" -Mike "What's he the son of? A preacher man? Son of, son of a sailor, maybe?" -Servo 80k
| 1008a.wav
| "You see, Mr. Pollermo's been a major source of embarassment to the Italian government." -Geronimo | "That's hard to do." -Mike 55k
| 1009
| 1009.wav
| "Turn about, my lord. Assure you, my liege. I hold my duty as I hold my sword both to my God and to my gracious king." -Actor | "I know no-thing!" -Servo 78k
| 1009a.wav
| "Alas, poor Yorrick..." -Hamlet | "Hey, I did all right for myself." -Mike 32k
| 1010
| 1010.wav
| "There's a Heavenly light on his groin." -Mike
| 23k
| 1010a.wav
| "...It'd be a better movie if he'd got bitten by a cow." -Crow
| 54k
| 1011
| 1011.wav
| "There's absolutely no reason yet to fear the worst. Until now, we only know that the plane caught fire and that we've lost radio contact." -Dr. Strangelove guy | "Well there's absolutely nothing to be worried about." -Mike 115k
| 1011a.wav
| "We've got to make it! Paddle with your hands!" -Gary | "Or your panties, or your breasts, or whatever." -Crow 47k
| 1012
| 1012.wav
| "Noooooo springs! Hehehehehehe!" -Coily | "I love Coily." -Servo 62k
| 1012a.wav
| "You know I got a surprise for you." -Worm Face | "I made you a coat out of old boxer shorts." -Crow 44k
| 1013
| 1013.wav
| "Dan Quayle announces his candidacy." -Servo
| 108k
| 1013a.wav
| "I hurl my skinniness at you!" -Mike
| 54k
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| mightyst.mid
| Mighty Science Theater
| 02k
| Trivia
| jeopardy.mid
| Jeopardy!-esque MST3K Trivia
| 01k
| SOL008
| moneyfor.mid
| I Want My Deep 13
| 61k
| SOL012
| loveshak.mid
| Love Sat.
| 69k
| SOL014
| edmund.mid
| Joel Robinson
| 08k
| SOL019
| thefire.mid
| Bio Feedback
| 51k
| SOL020
| oneilove.mid
| Manos' Ramblings
| 13k
| SOL021
| sexcandy.mid
| I Love Kevin Murphy
| 29k
| SOL027
| sawyer.mid
| Tom Servo
| 41k
| SOL031
| manmoon.mid
| Flag on the Moon
| 13k
| SOL033
| sohappy.mid
| So Unhappy Together
| 21k
| SOL034
| toomuch.mid
| Too Little 3K On My Hands
| 53k
| SOL036
| oneweek.mid
| One Weak Movie
| 50k
| SOL037
| callmeal.mid
| You Can Call Me Paul
| 24k
| SOL038
| sledge.mid
| Forrester
| 55k
| SOL040
| disco2000.mid
| Convention 2000
| 59k
| SOL043
| amerpie.mid
| The Day the Laughter Died
| 33k
| SOL045
| yellowsub.mid
| Yellow Submarine
| 11k
| SOL045
| getajob.mid
| Why Don't You Get a Job?
| 46k
| SOL047
| kidrock.mid
| Oh Sci-Fi, Why
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