Sci-Fi Channel
|
12. Which film was shown in MST3K: The Movie?
|
| A
| "Creature from the Black Lagoon"
|
| B
| "This Island Earth"
|
| C
| "It: Terror from Beyond Space"
|
| D
| "The Blob"
|
|
13. Which show does Frank Conniff write for now?
|
| A
| Monty Python
|
| B
| Seinfeld
|
| C
| MST3K
|
| D
| Sabrina the Teenage Witch
|
|
14. Which motion picture studio released MST3K: The Movie?
|
| A
| Paramount Pictures
|
| B
| 20th Century Fox
|
| C
| Hometown Pictures
|
| D
| Universal Pictures
|
|
15. Which award has MST3K been nominated for?
|
| A
| Cable Ace Award
|
| B
| Hometown Television Award
|
| C
| National Comedy Award
|
| D
| Academy Award
|
|
16. What does CROW stand for?
|
| A
| Crostanini III
|
| B
| Cybernetic Remotely Operated Woman
|
| C
| Complicated Really Odd Weirdo
|
| D
| Ahmatitochoonka-Owikkee (Dances with Crows)
|
|
17. When Tom Servo's voice changed, what else did too?
|
| A
| His head became a bubble.
|
| B
| He developed a Hoverskirt.
|
| C
| His arms became springs.
|
| D
| He grew a foot taller.
|
|
18. Who was Dr. Forrester's first assistant?
|
| A
| Torgo
|
| B
| Dr. Erhardt
|
| C
| Dr. Zhivago
|
| D
| TV's Frank
|
|
19. Which light signals a Commercial Sign?
|
| A
| Red
|
| B
| Purple
|
| C
| Yellow
|
| D
| Green
|
|
20. Who is not a character that has been on MST3K?
|
| A
| The Paraplegic Mime
|
| B
| The Plant Who Reviews Music
|
| C
| Hugh Beaumont
|
| D
| The Amazing Colossal Man
|
| E
| Jan-in-a-Pan
|
|
21. What are Jerry and Sylvia?
|
| A
| Mad Scientists
|
| B
| Mole People
|
| C
| Robots
|
| D
| Observers
|
|
22. What is an element of Deep Hurting?
|
| A
| Rock Climbing
|
| B
| Amputation
|
| C
| Seasickness
|
| D
| Sandstorm
|
|
23. What is the name of the link between the SOL and Earth?
|
| A
| The Umbilipod
|
| B
| The Umbilitron
|
| C
| The Umbilicus
|
| D
| The Umbilicord
|
|
24. What is Crow's favorite movie?
|
| A
| "Dirty Dancing"
|
| B
| "Star Wars"
|
| C
| "Roadhouse"
|
| D
| "Groundhog Day"
|
|
25. Who is Tom Servo forbidden from impersonating?
|
| A
| Paul Newman
|
| B
| Gilbert Godfrey
|
| C
| Richard Simmons
|
| D
| Anthony Newly
|
|
26. Who did Crow have a crush on?
|
| A
| Kim Cattrall
|
| B
| Kathy Ireland
|
| C
| Martha Stewart
|
| D
| Gypsy
|
|
27. Who did Tom Servo have a crush on?
|
| A
| Shiny Girl
|
| B
| Bouncy Girl
|
| C
| Skimpy Girl
|
| D
| Creepy Girl
|
|
28. Why does Tom Servo have to be carried into the theater?
|
| A
| The seat is too high for him.
|
| B
| There's a grate he can't hover over.
|
| C
| The mad scientists have taken his walking ability.
|
| D
| It's aerodynamically impossible.
|
|
29. What is the name of Crow's dark specter?
|
| A
| Wroc (Crow spelled backwards)
|
| B
| Timmy
|
| C
| Trenton
|
| D
| Jack Sprat
|
|
30. In the host segment the dark specter is confronted, which movie is being parodied?
|
| A
| "Aliens"
|
| B
| "Highlander II: The Quickening"
|
| C
| "Star Wars"
|
| D
| "The Three Musketeers"
|
|
31. How did Joel escape the Satellite of Love?
|
| A
| He crashed into the Gizmonics Institute.
|
| B
| He traveled through the link to Earth.
|
| C
| He left in an escape pod found in a box of "Hamdingers."
|
| D
| He shot himself out the airlock.
|
|
32. Where does Joel land?
|
| A
| Minnesota
|
| B
| The Australian Outback
|
| C
| The Moon
|
| D
| A Satellite Orbiting Venus
|
|
33. What does Tom Servo collect?
|
| A
| Cheese
|
| B
| Cats
|
| C
| Rocks
|
| D
| Underwear
|
|
34. How is the external of the SOL seen?
|
| A
| Tom Servo's Head
|
| B
| Hexfield Viewscreen
|
| C
| Rocket Number Nine
|
| D
| A Satellite Orbiting Venus
|
|
35. How does the SOL communicate with various creatures?
|
| A
| Cheese Phone
|
| B
| Rocket Number Nine
|
| C
| Tom Servo's Head
|
| D
| Hexfield Viewscreen
|
|
36. Where did the mad scientists find Mike?
|
| A
| He was helping them during an audit.
|
| B
| He was delivering pizza.
|
| C
| They found him randomly in the phone book.
|
| D
| He was looking for Joel.
|
|
37. What color jumpsuit does Mike usually wear?
|
| A
| Green
|
| B
| Red
|
| C
| Black
|
| D
| Blue
|
|
38. Who takes Frank to Heaven?
|
| A
| Jerry and Sylvia
|
| B
| Torgo the White
|
| C
| Hugh Beaumont
|
| D
| Saint Charlie
|
|
39. Which movie is parodied in Dr. Forrester's final scene?
|
| A
| "The Godfather Part II"
|
| B
| "Roadhouse"
|
| C
| "The Empire Strikes Back"
|
| D
| "2001: A Space Odyssey"
|
|
40. What happened when the SOL reached the edge of the Universe?
|
| A
| It fell off the edge.
|
| B
| All inside left their physical bodies to frolic at the edge of the Universe.
|
| C
| It got stuck in the celestial ooze.
|
| D
| It got sucked into a black hole for 500 years.
|
|
41. After the edge of the Universe incident, who gets back to the SOL first?
|
| A
| Dr. Forrester
|
| B
| Mike
|
| C
| Crow
|
| D
| Tom Servo
|
|
42. Who takes Dr. Forrester's place?
|
| A
| Frank
|
| B
| Crow's Dark Specter
|
| C
| A Giant Ant
|
| D
| His Mother, Pearl
|
|
43. What does Dr. Forrester's replacement drive?
|
| A
| A Satellite Orbiting Venus
|
| B
| A Yugo
|
| C
| A VW Microbus
|
| D
| A Slot Car
|
|
44. What has not changed after the SOL crew returned from the edge of the Universe?
|
| A
| The shape of the SOL had changed.
|
| B
| The Earth is a "Planet of the Apes".
|
| C
| Pearl has been cryogenically frozen and thawed out.
|
| D
| Crow's voice had changed.
|
|
45. What were Dr. Forrester's final words on the show?
|
| A
| "Push the Button, Frank."
|
| B
| "'Til next time, Joellie Ollie."
|
| C
| "I'll get you next time, my pretty!"
|
| D
| "Oh, poopie."
|
|
46. Who becomes Pearl's sidekick?
|
| A
| Francine, Frank's Mother
|
| B
| Sal, An Alien With A Butt For A Face
|
| C
| Professor Bobo
|
| D
| Crow's Dark Specter
|
|
47. Who are the Observers?
|
| A
| Mike, Crow and Servo in the theater
|
| B
| Robot cameras sent to watch the ship
|
| C
| Ants in the SOL
|
| D
| Beings who carry their brains around in dishes
|
|
48. Which character is never physically seen?
|
| A
| Magic Voice
|
| B
| Cambot
|
| C
| Torgo
|
| D
| Jan-in-a-Pan
|
|
49. How many seasons aired on Comedy Central?
|
| A
| 3
|
| B
| 4
|
| C
| 5
|
| D
| 6
|
| E
| 7
|
|
50. Which party is not thanked in the credits?
|
| A
| City of Minneapolis
|
| B
| Teachers of America
|
| C
| Authors of the First Amendment (James Madison)
|
| D
| MSTies from Coast-to-Coast and Worldwide
|
|
51. What is the funniest thing that Crow can say?
|
| A
| "Kitty!"
|
| B
| "Oh, mama!"
|
| C
| "Oh, baby!"
|
| D
| "Poopie!"
|
|
52. What does the Holoclown offer Gypsy?
|
| A
| Eternal youth
|
| B
| An escape route to Earth
|
| C
| A salted nut roll
|
| D
| A squeaky clown nose
|
|
53. What is not a kind of Chinderwear?
|
| A
| G-string
|
| B
| Boxer
|
| C
| Italian Bun-hugger
|
| D
| Basic Brief
|
|
54. What do you do if somebody offers you an apple and asks, "Want some?"
|
| A
| Take it and enjoy.
|
| B
| Slap it out of their hand.
|
| C
| In return, offer them a peach.
|
| D
| Refuse, explaining your braces.
|
|
55. "You do it, I'm _____."
|
| A
| busy
|
| B
| morphing
|
| C
| scared
|
| D
| bitter
|
|
56. What does The Master have on his cloak?
|
| A
| A picture of Satan
|
| B
| horizontal stripes
|
| C
| disappearing cloth
|
| D
| large hands
|
| E
| large feet
|
|
57. Which is not another word for poop?
|
| A
| wet one
|
| B
| checher
|
| C
| B.M.
|
| D
| nimbus
|
|
58. What will Earl Holliman be remembered for?
|
| A
| "Attack of the the Eye Creatures"
|
| B
| His affair with Eve Ardon
|
| C
| Police Woman
|
| D
| His large, bushy eyelids
|
|
59. What is the name of a band formed by Joel and the 'Bots?
|
| A
| The Shock 'Bots
|
| B
| Spy-Dor
|
| C
| Rusty Root Raiders
|
| D
| KISS - In A Nice Way!
|
|
60. Which does not exist?
|
| A
| The Pope Scope
|
| B
| The Nope Scope
|
| C
| The Slope Scope
|
| D
| The Small Intestine Scope
|
|
61. What caused hundreds of ping-pong balls to fall on Joel?
|
| A
| Crow blew the ping-pong ball hatch with a sandwich.
|
| B
| A ping-pong shower hit the ship.
|
| C
| He fell into the ping-pong vat.
|
| D
| He said, "Ping-pong balls."
|
|
62. Which movie contains the Sandstorm?
|
| A
| "Manos: the Hands of Fate"
|
| B
| "Hercules Against the Moon Men"
|
| C
| "City Limits"
|
| D
| "Village of the Giants
|
|
63. What is not an important part of good public speaking?
|
| A
| Being knowledgeable
|
| B
| Being heard
|
| C
| Being pleasing
|
| D
| Being understood
|
| E
| Having plenty of "lip and tongue" action
|
|
64. "Rocky!" "_____"
|
| A
| Adrian!
|
| B
| Again?!
|
| C
| Duh... rocky... road?!
|
| D
| Nyah, get the bat!
|
|
65. On Present Day, who gets a nice pair of dress slacks?
|
| A
| Crow
|
| B
| Joel
|
| C
| Gypsy
|
| D
| Mike
|
| E
| Tom Servo
|
|
66. Which is not a designer roach?
|
| A
| 49ers Roach
|
| B
| Picasso Roach
|
| C
| Tex-Mex Roach (La Cucaracha)
|
| D
| The Prince Roach
|
|
67. Who finally decides to kiss Tom?
|
| A
| Crow
|
| B
| Joel
|
| C
| Gypsy
|
| D
| Magic Voice
|
| E
| Tom Servo
|
|
68. What does "Deus ex Machina" mean?
|
| A
| "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
|
| B
| "Don't Dance the Lombada"
|
| C
| "Chicken Soup"
|
| D
| "The God Machine"
|
|
69. What was Servo using his Interociter for?
|
| A
| To contact Deep 13.
|
| B
| For intense physical pleasure.
|
| C
| To fill pot-holes.
|
| D
| To make hot chocolate.
|
|
70. When two people are having sex in the movie, what does Joel tell the 'Bots is going on?
|
| A
| wrestling
|
| B
| performing CPR
|
| C
| telling secrets
|
| D
| having sex
|
|
71. What do the 'Bots call touching yourself?
|
| A
| Burning Rubber
|
| B
| Running the Piston
|
| C
| Making the Saints Cry
|
| D
| Skinning Chickens
|
|
72. When Cereal Novels were invented, which book is on the back of Lucky Charms?
|
| A
| Dr. Seuss' "Horton Hears a Who"
|
| B
| Paul Simon's "The Capeman"
|
| C
| Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow"
|
| D
| Madame Curie's "Charms for Living Love
|
|
73. Which is not a winter activity enjoyed on the SOL?
|
| A
| The Annual Crow Beating
|
| B
| Skiing down the side of the SOL
|
| C
| Breaking apart frozen cats
|
| D
| Fishing for ice-cubes
|
|
74. What was Frank's Invention Exchange?
|
| A
| Bobbin' Buzzard
|
| B
| The Frank-n-Forcer
|
| C
| Sony Seaman
|
| D
| Leiderhosen-hosen
|
|
75. Which fattening sugar snack explodes when fired out of a cannon?
|
| A
| Twinkie
|
| B
| Ding-Dong
|
| C
| Coconut Snowball
|
| D
| Choco-dile
|
|
76. Samson AKA _____
|
| A
| Uncle Remus
|
| B
| Robot Warrior
|
| C
| The Silver Maskman
|
| D
| Jet Jaguar
|
|
77. Which is more disgusting?
|
| A
| Watching some carp go at it
|
| B
| Draping a piece of liver over your lips
|
| C
| Kissing the Paper Chase Guy
|
| D
| Looking up Kathy Ireland's skirt
|
|
78. Which is not an ingredient of a Killer Shrew drink?
|
| A
| Mr. Pibb
|
| B
| Circus Peanuts
|
| C
| Wax Lips
|
| D
| a straw
|
|
79. What does Mike eat that grosses out the 'Bots?
|
| A
| a rat
|
| B
| a piece of moldy cheese
|
| C
| a stick of butter
|
| D
| a Jolly Rancher firestick with some hair on it
|
|
80. Which movie was the source of "I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing"?
|
| A
| "Giant Gila Monster"
|
| B
| "Daddy-O"
|
| C
| "Monster a Go-Go"
|
| D
| "Girls Town"
|
|
81. Chief? "_____"
|
| A
| Yes, Max?
|
| B
| Oh, poopie!
|
| C
| McCloud?!
|
| D
| Who are yooooouuuuu?
|
|
82. How are the the Eye Creatures destroyed?
|
| A
| Sodium
|
| B
| Electricity
|
| C
| Headlights
|
| D
| Nitro-glycerine
|
|
83. How are the monsters in "Horror of Party Beach" destroyed?
|
| A
| Sodium
|
| B
| Electricity
|
| C
| Headlights
|
| D
| Nitro-glycerine
|
|
84. How is the Giant Gila Monster destroyed?
|
| A
| Sodium
|
| B
| Electricity
|
| C
| Headlights
|
| D
| Nitro-glycerine
|
|
85. How is the giant spider in "Earth Vs. Spider" destroyed?
|
| A
| Sodium
|
| B
| Electricity
|
| C
| Headlights
|
| D
| Nitro-glycerine
|
|
86. Who is the wise drifter in "Girl in Lover's Lane"?
|
| A
| Joey Longthumbs
|
| B
| Angelo Trister
|
| C
| "Big Stupid"
|
| D
| King George Hal
|
|
87. What causes Trumpy to do magic things?
|
| A
| Reeses Pieces
|
| B
| a Simon game
|
| C
| cigarette smoke
|
| D
| his transmogrifier
|
|
88. Which famous actor has not been in a MST movie?
|
| A
| James Earl Jones
|
| B
| Bill Cosby
|
| C
| Kathy Ireland
|
| D
| Caesar Romero
|
|
89. What part of the aliens' anatomy in "Laserblast" unusually large?
|
| A
| eyes
|
| B
| butt
|
| C
| brain
|
| D
| hands
|
|
90. What is MST3K's most commonly used cut-down?
|
| A
| Cheese-eater
|
| B
| Moron
|
| C
| Dickweed
|
| D
| Hosebeast
|
|
91. What is the revelation of a guy's crotch called?
|
| A
| buffalo shot
|
| B
| happy shot
|
| C
| reveal
|
| D
| pot shot
|
|
92. Which is not a name for your crotch?
|
| A
| basket
|
| B
| smooth
|
| C
| mole hill
|
| D
| area
|
|
93. Who is Joel's temporary tattoo first for?
|
| A
| Janie
|
| B
| Tiffany
|
| C
| Mom
|
| D
| Mingo
|
|
94. Which was an Invention Exchange?
|
| A
| Big Head
|
| B
| Big Ears
|
| C
| Big Navel
|
| D
| Big Feet
|
|
95. Which is not a part of the Bouncy, Upbeat Song?
|
| A
| touching a Post-It Note
|
| B
| measuring pencils
|
| C
| looking at boots
|
| D
| thinking of drywall
|
|
96. What is Gypsy's role in making cheese?
|
| A
| stirring the cheese
|
| B
| delivering the whey
|
| C
| pouring the mold
|
| D
| milking the cows
|
|
97. What is not a part of Tom Servo?
|
| A
| Eveready flashlight heads
|
| B
| the tops of Tyco Turbo Trains
|
| C
| a large Tupperware bowl
|
| D
| the cockpit from a Mattel Space Skimmer
|
|
98. "Tom, I don't get you." "_____"
|
| A
| Man, I wish I was you.
|
| B
| What's not to get, though, Gypsy? I just am, I hang out.
|
| C
| Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby!
|
| D
| On the left, on the left! Dickweed!
|
|
99. What is the name of Frank's dog?
|
| A
| Bruiser
|
| B
| NummyMuffinCoocolButter
|
| C
| Shep
|
| D
| Son of Jordel
|
|
100. Why did you take this test?
|
| A
| To learn more about the greatest show on television, Mystery Science Theater 3000.
|
| B
| It's fun to look into what influences the Colorado Potentate's disturbed mind.
|
| C
| I'm trying to win a prize here!
|
| D
| I'm bored as the dickens.
|
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